fightingforanimals:

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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omfg it got better xD

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"A 2008 study found that women showed signs of arousal watching pretty much anything… except pictures of naked men"
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furuyasatoru:

when u get a cute button up shirt and u think it’s going to fit and it does but. but then. u see it.  The Thing

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(via fightingforanimals)

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vvaddles:

when ur crush gets a haircut and u realize you only ever liked them for their hair

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nue:

i cant wait to get my license so i can legally drive myself off a cliff

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foxnewsofficial:

i’ve been looking forward to this nap since i woke up but someone’s decided to mow the grass exclusively next to my window

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