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More appropriate names for the movie "Troy":

apriki:

  • Why The Hell Would You Send Orlando Bloom To Where Lonely Women Are?
  • Achilles Got Mad Skills
  • The Twist At The End Of This Movie Is That Sean Bean Lives
  • Dudes in Sandals
  • Angry Dudes In Sandals
  • None Of This Would Have Happened If You Had Just Listened To Hector!!!
  • Angry Dudes In Sandals: The Revenge
  • Don’t Kill Him!! That’s Garrett Hedlund!
  • Brad Pitt Romances A Priestess
  • If You Don’t Know What Happens At The End Of This Film, You’ve Clearly Never Had A Computer Virus
  • That’s A Lot Of White Dudes For Ancient Turkey

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